A mother took her little boy to church. While in church, the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

She told him, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on, whenever you have to pee, just tell me that you have to whisper."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father. During the service, the boy said, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear?"