During the colonial days, three friends went together to apply for a job. The prospective employer was a cocky and nasty English manager. Ah Chong was the first to be interviewed.

Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ah Chong: Yes Sir

Manager: What will happen if I poke your left eye with my finger?
Ah Chong: I will become partially blind, Sir!

Manager: What will happen if I poke the other eye?
Ah Chong: I will become totally blind, Sir!

Manager: Very well, wait outside…Next!
As Ali was going into the room, Ah Chong told his friend, just answer "partially blind" and "blind" and you sure pass!

Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ali: Yes Sir

Manager: What will happen if I poke your left …?
Ali: I will become partially blind, Sir!

Manager: What will happen if I poke…?
Ali: I will become totally blind, Sir!

Manager: Very well, wait outside…Next!

Ali came out and told Singh that Ah Chong was right, just answer "partially blind" and "blind" and you sure pass! However, the manager suspected something fishy and decided to change the questions...

Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Singh: Yes Sir

Manager: What will happen if I cut off your left ear?
Singh: I will become partially blind, Sir!

Manager: What will happen if I cut off your other ear?
Singh: I will become totally blind, Sir!

Angry manager: Tell me how you'll go blind if I cut off
your ears?
Singh: If you cut my left ear, my turban will drop one
side and cover my left eye. If you cut off my other ear,
my whole turban will drop and cover my eyes completely.

Guess who got the job?