Thoughts to Ponder 1

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.

Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?