Another of the wacky Q&A (Qian Pian Wen Da Ti)....

Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: Cos Yu Pian Mi Fen (fish lie to bee hoon)
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Qn: What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos they Jiao Hua (cunning)
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Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming
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Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)
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Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking
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Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)
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Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: Cos Bei Bi Wu Chi (Baby got no teeth)
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Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan
roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos in the end, Xiao Bai Tu