Monday, July 31, 2006

Visit to millionaire's house

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house and this is what happened....

Question: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda,Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"

Question: "Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylontea"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Uhmm. I will take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Walau! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "Gee! I give up, just forget about everything."

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