Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered.

Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

Luv Ya, Mama

In Malaysia, an Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on theIndian, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened. "Well," said the Indian, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven.

An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50 and the next thing I knew I was back here. "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."

More Creative Cakes

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: Which part??? Whole body was born in India.

Creative cakes

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style,
and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days,
saw the salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, SEX, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.

Please, if you find this man...

2 Hikers were hiking in a forest when suddenly a big brown bear appeared infront of them

As the bear started to walk slowly towards them looking at them fiercely in the eyes

The first Hiker started to drop his bag, remove his boots and change to his sports shoes

The second Hiker puzzled, turn around and look at him and say "What are you doing, you can't possibly outrun a bear ?"

The first Hiker replied "I know, I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you !"

Not a joke but something informative.

WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE

Donghai Bridge, China, 32.5km

WORLD'S BUSIEST AIRPORT

J.F.K International Airport , NY, USA

WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE

Sydney harbor bridge, Australia, 16 lanes of car traffic in 2 storey, 8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor

WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS

Neoplan Jumbo - cruiser double deck bus 2-in-1 bus, 170 passenger capacity

WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER LINER

MS Freedom of the Seas……4300 passenger Capacity

WORLD'S BIGGEST AIRLINE

Airbus A380………..555 Passengers capacity

WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING

Burj Dubai 900 metres.

WORLD'S MOST COMPLEX INTERCHANGE

Interstate 10 Highways Interchange, Houston, Texas.

An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two Viagra pills.
The pharmacist brought them out and the old man asked him to cut them in half.

The pharmacist winked at him and said, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?"

The old man said, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes!"

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.

They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland.

Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note ... not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items ... the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.

Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.

Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love, Chris

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.